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wherethehellisyourproof:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

actually it’s more like *horrified screaming*

"Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.
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-Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

fuckyeahloldemort:

probably-a-princess:

fuckyeahloldemort:

i need feminism because when i saw a guy trying to touch my friends ass i told him not to touch her and he replied with “whats wrong with you”

Quick story time, at a concert with my friend a guy straight up came up to…